Hi, I'm Mark Chinery aka The Champ. Only a few years ago I was champion of the world at R/C racing and have the medal to prove it. I very much doubt that anyone else has ever reached quite the heights that I did and I am therefore offering my services as a coach/trainer for the bargain price of £40/hour. Book 5 lessons for £300.

Please do not doubt my brilliance, I truly am the greatest - and this isn't bragging, it's FACT.